Sunday, March 30, 2008
Naughty, Naughty
So I’ve been reading about “Naughty Spots” and “Naughty Stools” and it all sounds…a little…wrong to me. My mind is incessantly in the gutter, and the word “naughty” just reminds me of a HORRIBLE John Parr song from the eighties. My problem with the whole concept of the time-out place is that our house is small, and filled with miscellaneous junk in every corner. There is no area away from toys, or potential toys (Mommy’s old history reports from Jr. High, anyone? She likes the sound of pages ripping). I don’t know whether I will buy an actual time-out-type mat or not. But I am determined to design a place that is bereft of any kind of FUN. The twisted wheels in my head are turning, and lubricated (another naughty word) by vanilla vodka. Insert maniacal laugh here…
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LOL we're drunk and we're by ourselves. I'm laughing so hard, lol.
ReplyDeleteI about pissed myself (though in the British sense i already am) when you said lubricated. I felt very twelve at that second.
I wouldn't buy anything. Waste of money (hahahahahha look who's talking!!)
You know that place under the mirror between the LR and kitchen? Yeah, good spot.
Or a stair. You can keep an eye on her and stairs are no fun.
Stairs are no fun for a normal child. Violet thinks they're a slide. She turns around and goes down them on her belly...the spot under the mirror might work better. Thanks for helping me think of any easy-access place...oh, no. I think that sounded a little naughty, too...why won't my brain stop doing that? I'm not even drunk (yet) today...
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