Dress Up

The natural disaster alarm went off on base this morning. The follow-up announcement indicated that a tornado warning was in effect. The second such announcement began and ended with the words, “Exercise, exercise, exercise,” thus indicating that the warning was, in fact, fake (thanks for mentioning that the first time, fellas). Anyhow, in the time between the first and second announcements, I closed the storm windows and took Violet downstairs. We then got the scarves and hats out of the closet…