Violet enters stage right, clings to the bookshelf, and makes straining noises.
Me: Are you pooping?
Violet: No. GO AWAY.
A few moments pass. The sound of typing is heard, and Violet’s straining noises continue. Suddenly, there is silence.
Me: Violet, are you all done pooping?
Violet (adamant): GO AWAY!!!
I’d better go change her, since she’s decided to go sit (sh*t?) on Big Bird…
LMAO! You can't blame the dear. Would you really be happy if Jerry asked you if you were pooping when you were, in fact, excreting number two?
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