And a Few More

Staying true to her character and my predictions, Violet threw her egg at me. She them proceeded to take a wicked poop (is there any other kind?), which prompted me to run her a bath. She enjoyed the bath so much that she didn’t want to get out. I tried draining the water, but she was smart enough to keep stopping the drain. She started splashing and thrashing around so much I was afraid she was going to drown or hit her head. I eventually got her out, and she was thankfully uninjured. But now my bathroom resembles Waterworld (sans the weird costumes and lousy dialogue). Enough procrastination: it is now time to address the litter and diaper pail. It’s a good thing I have sinus problems, or my chances of survival would be exceedingly slim.