Refuse to Resolve

I’m a negative person, so perhaps if I make refusals rather than resolutions, I won’t be doomed to failure. So this year, I refuse to tell myself that I will never succeed at anything. Though a tad unrealistic, I also refuse to make bad puns. I refuse to stay inside and let these walls drive me insane. And I refuse to write anything more about the subject, because typing with a hangover makes me a little motion sick for some reason.